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bacon, vodka and cigarettes

April 20, 2011

Do you watch United States of Tara on Showtime? I’m sure all pregnant women can relate to the frustration Tara’s sister Charmaine expressed in the season 3 premiere:

I have got to get this baby out of me! I want to bury my face in a bowl of bacon, chug a bottle of vodka, light up a smoke and then dive head first into a blistering hot jacuzzi.

While I’m not craving vodka or cigarettes, I love the idea of burying my face in a bowl of bacon. I also miss rare steak, pepperoni pizza, sushi, runny eggs, Hollandaise sauce, hot dogs from Costco, a glass of Reisling, deep tissue massages, hot tubs, skincare with wrinkle-fighting ingredients, seeing my feet…

What did you miss while you were pregnant?

 

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