Do you watch United States of Tara on Showtime? I’m sure all pregnant women can relate to the frustration Tara’s sister Charmaine expressed in the season 3 premiere:
I have got to get this baby out of me! I want to bury my face in a bowl of bacon, chug a bottle of vodka, light up a smoke and then dive head first into a blistering hot jacuzzi.
While I’m not craving vodka or cigarettes, I love the idea of burying my face in a bowl of bacon. I also miss rare steak, pepperoni pizza, sushi, runny eggs, Hollandaise sauce, hot dogs from Costco, a glass of Reisling, deep tissue massages, hot tubs, skincare with wrinkle-fighting ingredients, seeing my feet…
What did you miss while you were pregnant?